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(503): View more from Oregon

I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.

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(636): View more from Missouri

Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.

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(706): View more from Georgia

He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.

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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday

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(805): View more from California

I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!

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(304): View more from West Virginia

When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

How's the party?

(1-859): View more from Kentucky

I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.

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