drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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