I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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