Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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