BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast