honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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