how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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