so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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