I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
These tits shall not be calmed
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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