it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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