I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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