I'm going to jail i love you
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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