I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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