i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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