I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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