Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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