school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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