haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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