He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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