Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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