i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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