I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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