and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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