We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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