My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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