Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Naked. naked and bneed help.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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