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(602): View more from Arizona

Duck Duck Cougar?

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(602): Duck Duck Cougar? http://tfl.nu/gtca

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so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator

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you didnt stop her?

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too entertaining

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(305): so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator (954): you didnt stop her? (305): too entertaining http://tfl.nu/7hz6

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should I fuck that poor girl

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no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion

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(770): should I fuck that poor girl (1-770): no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion http://tfl.nu/i8cj

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i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own

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(519): i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own http://tfl.nu/ot8v

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They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.

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(817): They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts. http://tfl.nu/tuhd

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(971): View more from Oregon

We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...

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(971): We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable... http://tfl.nu/8m1y

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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.

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(815): i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past. http://tfl.nu/fh9a

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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.

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(217): I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong. http://tfl.nu/7bl9

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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.

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(804): French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops. http://tfl.nu/0hfd

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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.

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(505): I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover. http://tfl.nu/48qz

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Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.

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(319): Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party. http://tfl.nu/bbcz

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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.

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(231): I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it. http://tfl.nu/oche

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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.

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(+44): He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut. http://tfl.nu/kqfa

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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?

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(916): So when this rash is gone wanna hang out? http://tfl.nu/osys

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(432): View more from Texas

Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.

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(432): Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it. http://tfl.nu/j4lk

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