singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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