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  I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!

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  I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  She's not answering my calls

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  Well it sounds like you really fucked up

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  WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.

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