The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
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I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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