just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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