we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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