eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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