Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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