If i come over, it means nothing
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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