This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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