so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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