And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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