He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
She bit a glass in half.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Randomize
