I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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