My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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