she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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