You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
