My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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