need another drink. this is the easiest way
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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