she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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