Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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