I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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