i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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