i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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