He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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