at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him